PWL Rumble City Fight Card #1: Opening Match

Get ready for an electrifying showdown at the Pulp Wrestling League’s inaugural fight card! The opening match promises a thrilling clash of styles as “Underdog” Ulysses Umber steps into the ring against the notorious “Dirty” Dan Douglas.

Ulysses Umber, the embodiment of determination and grit, has captured the hearts of fans with his underdog spirit. Often underestimated due to his average build, Ulysses has turned this to his advantage, training relentlessly to become a formidable force in the ring. His signature move, the “Underdog Uppercut,” has taken down many an overconfident opponent, earning him respect and admiration. With a heart of gold, Ulysses stands tall as a protector of the weak, showcasing that true heroes come in all shapes and sizes.

On the other side stands “Dirty” Dan Douglas, a master of deception and cunning. Known for his quick escapes and sharp wit, Dan has honed the art of playing dirty to perfection. With his infamous folding chair at the ready and a repertoire of underhanded tactics, Dan is as divisive as he is entertaining. His ability to manipulate and trash talk has made him a notorious figure, drawing both cheers and jeers from the crowd.

As these two contrasting titans prepare to collide, the stage is set for a battle of skill, strategy, and sheer willpower. Will Ulysses’s resilience and determination shine through, or will Dan’s cunning schemes steal the spotlight? Fans, brace yourselves for an unforgettable night of wrestling excitement—this is one match you won’t want to miss!

Both Ulysses Umber and Dirty Dan Douglas are original characters to Worlds of Pulp™

Character: “Underdog” Ulysses Umber Human

Core Abilities: • Combat: 10 (Greatest human ability) • Agility: 8 (Expert ability) • Might: 9 (Renown tantamount ability) • Willpower: 10 (Greatest human ability) • X-Factor: 6 (Trained or educated ability) • Magnitude: 7 (Above average ability with training) • Toughness: 10 (Greatest human ability) • Intelligence: 7 (Above average ability with training) • Perception: 8 (Expert ability)

Hits Score: 19

Conditions: • Underestimated: 10 • Determined: 9 • Resilient: 10 • Protective: 8 • Stubborn: 7 • Unlikely Hero: 9

Abilities: • Hand-to-Hand Combat: 10 (Greatest human ability) • Wrestling: 10 (Greatest human ability) • Workout Regimen: 9 (Renown tantamount ability) • Strategy: 7 (Above average ability with training) • Gymnastics: 9 (Renown tantamount ability) • Crowd Motivation: 8 (Expert ability)

Description: Ulysses Umber, known in the wrestling world as the “Underdog,” is a man of average build with sharp green eyes and a head of messy brown hair. He’s often underestimated due to his unimposing physique, but his resilience and determination in the ring have earned him the respect of many. His signature move, the “Underdog Uppercut,” is a crowd favorite that has taken down many opponents who have underestimated him.

Backstory: Ulysses was a gym trainer who decided to enter the wrestling world. He was always underestimated due to his average physique, earning him the nickname “Underdog.” But Ulysses used this to his advantage, training harder than anyone else to prove his worth. On the mat, he is a force to be reckoned with, showing incredible resilience and a stubborn refusal to be defeated. Despite being an unlikely hero, Ulysses is protective of his fellow wrestlers and is known for standing up for those who can’t defend themselves. His determination, combined with his protective nature, makes him a beloved figure in the wrestling world, proving that heroes come in all shapes and sizes.

Original Quote: “They may call me ‘Underdog’, but in this ring, I fight like a lion. Never underestimate the heart of a champion.”

Character: “Dirty” Dan Douglas

Core Abilities: • Combat: 7 (Above average ability with training) • Agility: 8 (Expert ability) • Might: 6 (Trained or educated ability) • Willpower: 5 (Average human ability) • X-Factor: 9 (Renown tantamount ability) • Magnitude: 4 (Below average human ability) • Toughness: 6 (Trained or educated ability) • Intelligence: 7 (Above average ability with training) • Perception: 8 (Expert ability)

Hits Score: 7

Conditions: • Cowardly: 10 • Deceptive: 9 • Scheming: 10 • Selfish: 8 • Manipulative: 9 • Cunning: 10

Abilities: • Cheap Shots: 10 (Greatest human ability) • Ring Tactics: 9 (Renown tantamount ability) • Trash Talking: 10 (Greatest human ability) • Feigning Injury: 9 (Renown tantamount ability) • Quick Escapes: 8 (Expert ability) • Distraction: 9 (Renown tantamount ability)

Description: “Dirty” Dan Douglas, a wiry wrestler with darting brown eyes and thinning black hair, is a notorious figure in the wrestling ring of Rustville. Known for his deceptive ring tactics and quick escapes, he’s often seen clutching his signature folding chair, his tool of treachery, and taunting his opponents with a sneer on his face.

Backstory: “Dirty” Dan Douglas grew up watching wrestling matches from the sidelines, dreaming of one day stepping into the ring. But when he finally got his chance, he found that he lacked the physical strength of his idols. Instead of giving up, Dan decided to play dirty. He became an expert at cheap shots, feigning injury, and using every trick in the book to win his matches. Despite his cowardly and scheming nature, Dan has become a crowd favorite, drawing cheers and boos in equal measure. His cunning and manipulative tactics, combined with his trash-talking skills, make him a notorious figure in the wrestling world of Rustville, as he skillfully navigates its high-stakes matches.

Original Quote: “In the wrestling ring of Rustville, you either play dirty or get played. And let me tell ya, no one plays dirtier than ‘Dirty’ Dan Douglas.”

Izzy Irons interview with Dirty Dan Douglas and a bonus interview with Ulysses Umber

Izzy Irons: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the most anticipated interview of the season! I’m here with the one and only “Dirty” Dan Douglas, straight from the mean streets of Rustville. Dan, the big night is coming up, and you’ve got your sights set on Ulysses Umber. How are you feeling about the match?

Dirty Dan Douglas: Izzy, let me tell ya, I’m feeling as ready as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs. Ulysses might have the crowd in his corner with all that underdog charm, but in the ring, it’s just him and me. And let’s be clear, in my world, playing nice gets you nowhere.

Izzy Irons: Ha! I can always count on you for a colorful perspective, Dan. So what’s the plan? How do you handle an opponent like Ulysses, who’s known for his resilience?

Dirty Dan Douglas: Oh, it’s simple, Izzy. While Ulysses is busy with his workouts and strategies, I’m perfecting the art of surprise. I’ve got tricks up my sleeve that would make a magician blush. You see, in wrestling, it’s not just brawn that wins the match—it’s brains. And I’ve got plenty of both.

Izzy Irons: Sounds like you’ve got it all figured out. But isn’t there a part of you that respects his fight spirit?

Dirty Dan Douglas: Respect? Sure, I respect a good challenge. But when that bell rings, respect takes a back seat to victory, my friend. Ulysses might come at me with heart and hustle, but it only takes one well-timed chair shot to change the course of a match.

Izzy Irons: Well, Dan, you’ve certainly painted quite the picture of what fans can expect. Any final words for Ulysses or the fans watching?

Dirty Dan Douglas: Ulysses better bring his A-game because I’m bringing everything else. And to the fans, whether you’re cheering or jeering, just know that “Dirty” Dan is gonna give you a show you won’t forget. It’s gonna be a night where legends are made—and I’m planning to be the biggest legend of them all.

Izzy Irons: There you have it, folks! The stage is set, and the tension is rising. Don’t miss the action as “Dirty” Dan Douglas steps into the spotlight. Thank you, Dan, and good luck!

Dirty Dan Douglas: Luck? I make my own luck, Izzy. See you at the show.

Izzy Irons interview with Ulysses Umber

Izzy Irons: Ladies and gentlemen, joining me today is the undeniable heart of the Pulp Wrestling League, the one and only “Underdog” Ulysses Umber! Ulysses, the big night is fast approaching. How are you gearing up to face “Dirty” Dan Douglas?

Ulysses Umber: Thanks, Izzy! You know, I’m feeling pumped and ready. Dan’s got his tricks and tactics, but I’ve got something he doesn’t—a never-give-up attitude. I’ve been training hard, and I’m ready to prove that resilience beats deceit every time.

Izzy Irons: Always the optimist, Ulysses. Fans love that about you. Tell us, how do you plan to counter Dan’s infamous dirty tactics?

Ulysses Umber: Well, Izzy, it’s all about staying one step ahead. I know Dan’s got a bag full of tricks, but I’ve been working on my agility and strategy. I’m prepared for anything he throws my way. Plus, I’ve got the support of the fans, and that gives me the extra boost I need to keep going.

Izzy Irons: Speaking of fans, they’ve really rallied behind you. What does that mean to you going into such a high-stakes match?

Ulysses Umber: It means everything, Izzy. Knowing I’ve got people cheering me on gives me strength. Wrestling isn’t just about the moves; it’s about heart. Every punch, every move, I do it for them. And on the biggest night of the year, I’m going to show everyone that the underdog can come out on top.

Izzy Irons: That’s the spirit! Any words for Dan Douglas or the fans watching at home?

Ulysses Umber: To Dan, I’d say: bring your best, because I’m bringing mine. And to the fans, thank you for believing in me. I promise to give you a match that you’ll remember. Let’s make this a night where the underdog shines!

Izzy Irons: Ulysses, your determination is truly inspiring. We can’t wait to see you in action. Good luck out there!

Ulysses Umber: Thanks, Izzy! With hard work and heart, I’m ready for anything. See you all on the big night!